Come here,

 

Sit down at Our feet and read carefully.

 

To be Privileged to Serve Directly a Personage of Royal Status, is one of the greatest honors that can be bestowed upon a subject of an Empire. The person granted this privilege must understand his or her responsibilities, and also that this privilege is a Gift; not an inalienable Right. 

 

All subjects of the Empire must also be made aware at this time, that unlike others who profess to the title of Hypnotic Dominant, We are not here for your pleasure; we are here for Our Own Pleasure, and to increase Our Power base.

 

As Ruler of the Empire of Mind, We are constantly surrounded by all of the Power of every Mind this planet contains; that Power becomes for Us a Regal Banquet of Sustenance upon which We feast daily.

 

We have made the decision to expand the visible portion or Our Empire by establishing an Imperial Court upon the data stream known as The Internet. We do this in order to establish a Power Exchange with selected individuals who prove themselves worthy to taste of the Power We hold by means of pledged and actualized Service to the Crown.

 

Our Court has openings for several gifted subjects at this point in time.

 

We will enumerate the positions, and state the responsibilities of each.

 

First, We have need of a Court Herald. The Herald's Duties and Responsibilities will be to announce when We will hold Formal Court in Our Google Group so that all members will be aware of the Event and be able to attend; also to announce Our Going Forth to view various Estates attendant to the Crown so that all will be aware of your Monarch's activities. A subject knowlegable in the general duties of an Officer at Arms, and also in the creation and workings of Heraldic Devices is preferred for this position; willing trainees in these skills are acceptable.

 

Secondly, We have need of a Master (Or Mistress) of The Imperial Chambers. The Commoner's term for this office is "Webmaster" or "Webmistress". The duties of this office are to maintain and update The Contents of the Imperial Chambers as needed.

 

Finally We have need of an Imperial Scribe, who will be in charge of recording Court Activities, and assisting the Crown in general literary endeavours.

 

Interested applicants shall first Join Our Visible Presence on YouTube and the attendant Google Plus Group.  Non-Members of either Our YouTube Channel or Our Court will not be considered for any offered position.

 

Next, said interested applicants shall email Us on Our Official address, stating their Google ID and if in existence, their attached YouTube Channel and the position for which they are applying, and date of their joining Our Court. You will find Our Official Email address near the bottom of this page.

 

Applicants selected to fill a position will be notified by email.